Today we went to a friend of my fiance's pub and grill, well this guy has a one (1) year old Boer-boel that is really the size of a lion. I am not exaggerating, this is really a HUGE dog. I really don't like this dog, I never did, and I don't think I ever will... especially not after today. He is a naughty dog, that begs the food out of your plate, drools it out of your mouth, bites, chews and eats EVERYTHING he can get (on a previous occasion he took my child's bottle out of her bag and ate it up, need I mention it was a R100 Doctor Brown's bottle). Boy was I mad, and of course the only reaction I got is: Its a dog! Really? I think I can see that much, but in my opinion this dog should seriously learn some manners. Anyway, to get back to the story this lion of a dog has issues - just my opinion. We were all sitting outside at a table so the baby could play on the grass, run around and go crazy, I had a drink, we had some pizza and then I decided to go play on the trampoline with the baby. Right, me and my daughter got on the trampoline, I bounced her, she laughed, we played a bit, she laughed, and we just literally enjoyed ourselves. The next thing I know, this lion of a dog jumps on the trampoline (he is so heavy, when he jumped on the trampoline my ass hit the ground), he runs straight to me, wraps his front paws around me and tries to hump me, off course I push him off and scream to my fiancee for help. Off course this stupid dog just comes back at me and my lovely fiancee just sits and laughs at me. We were also the only people sitting outside so I was doomed. Now take in to consideration I am very short and I weigh like 65, now I have to protect my baby who is sitting right next to me on the trampoline and I have to fight of this demon, lion, crazy dog. The dog turns around as if he wanted to get of the trampoline. The only thing that went through my mind was thank heavens he's leaving, but noooooo this demon decides to come at me again, wrapping his paws around me and once again I scream for help. I must have shouted quite hard seeing that the waiter as well as the owner of the place came running out to my rescue. Let me tell you I have never been so glad to see those two people in my life ever before. Well the dog jumped of the trampoline, I recollected myself and made sure that my daughter was okay. Everything was okay, everyone was okay. To play it safe i got off the trampoline, put my daughter down to play and went over to sit at our table and just relax, it feels like i just had a near death experience. I sat down and went of on my fiancee from a dizzy height for not helping me. His excuse was: I saw you had the situation under control, and that you were strong enough to fight him off. Really? If i really had the situation under control, would I have screamed for help? Nooooo, I wouldn't have The next person who I was going to give hell for not helping me is my father in law and before I could say anything he said: we didn't need to worry the dog has been fixed, nothing bad could happen. At that moment I was absolutely furious and everyone else just started laughing. This demon dog still walks upon us and I am almost positive he is going to attack someone else as well, at least I got away.
The End!!
The demon dog a few months ago, still only a puppy:
the other evening we went back to that place right, well this dog is so sneaky he stole a wallet out of my fiancé's friends back pocket and ran away with it. the guy chased him for almost 15 minutes before getting it back and making a laughing stock of himself, seeing that everyone laughed at him! I really do hate that dog!
